Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures

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Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms Biography

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Urdu Jokes In Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes. 

Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
SantaBanta
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Indian economy has been down for years, but nobody panics, WhatsApp goes down for a few hours and everybody loses their minds.
Whatsapp
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately. 
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby. 
Doctor astonished, 'What in the world is his hobby?' 
Salma: Saving Money!
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money!
Pathan
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Gujarat Govt. may discontinue "Kuchh Din To Gujaariye Gujarat Mein" campaign, after Arvind Kejriwal decides to canvass there!
News and Politics
"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!
Interesting
Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts!
Funny
Hoping that the love you shared years ago, 

Is still as strong today as it was, 

Then bringing you much joy , love, 

And happiness to celebrate again. 

Happy Anniversary!
Hoping that the love you shared years ago,
Is still as strong today as it was,
Then bringing you much joy , love,
And happiness to celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary!
Wedding Anniversary
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If you're angry with your lovable friend, just put aside your egos - hug each other and say, 

'I need you, idiot... at least to fight with me!'
If you're angry with your lovable friend, just put aside your egos - hug each other and say,
"I need you, idiot... at least to fight with me!"
Friendship
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Fortunate is the one who has friends and family to immerse in colours with. Have a joyous Holi filled with love, colour and happiness!
Fortunate is the one who has friends and family to immerse in colours with. Have a joyous Holi filled with love, colour and happiness!
Holi
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Funny Puzzle:
Doctor Harish and a bus driver Manish are both in love with the same woman named Priyanka. 
The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left, he gave Priyanka 10 apples. Why?
Funny Puzzle:
Doctor Harish and a bus driver Manish are both in love with the same woman named Priyanka.
The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left, he gave Priyanka 10 apples. Why?
Tears are words the heart can't express.
I am Sorry!
Tears are words the heart can't express.
I am Sorry!
Sorry
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There is no market for one's emotions, so never advertise your feelings or display your attitude!
There is no market for one's emotions, so never advertise your feelings or display your attitude!
Emotions
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Dear Customer, 
Your sleeping time has expired. You cannot use the bed any more. 
To subscribe again please wait for the night to fall. 
Good Morning!
Dear Customer,
Your sleeping time has expired. You cannot use the bed any more.
To subscribe again please wait for the night to fall.
Good Morning!
Good Morning
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True persons and well wishers in our life are like the stars that shine constantly. 
But we often fail to see them till the dark hours come into our lives. 
Good Night!
True persons and well wishers in our life are like the stars that shine constantly.
But we often fail to see them till the dark hours come into our lives.
Good Night!
Good Night
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Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her. 
Santa: Damn lucky chap! 
Banta: Why? 
Santa: She could have called a priest!
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!
SantaBanta
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Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh, Saale - candle jala!
Pranks
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you.
Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna.
*Blocked*
Girl and Boy
Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aata Hai;
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;
Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata Hai;
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hai!
Funny Shayari
Let's make a bonfire of our negativty and bring a colour of positivty into our life. 
Wishing you health, wealth & sheer happiness on this Holi. 
Happy Holi!
Let's make a bonfire of our negativty and bring a colour of positivty into our life.
Wishing you health, wealth & sheer happiness on this Holi.
Happy Holi!

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes Biography

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Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.

Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana
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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...

2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar
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Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...

Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.{}{456
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Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:

Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.
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Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
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Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?

Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega
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Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.
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Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?

Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.

Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha
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Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.

She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And

Pathan Drives to Multan
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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:

Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?

Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya
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Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."
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During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.
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Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
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Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.
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Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal
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4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:

Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?
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Pathan Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry

Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.
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Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.

Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pathan Bola:

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"
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Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:

Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia?
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Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Pakistani Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

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Urdu Jokes In Ghar main jin hai
September 23rd, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

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To:

Itne baatein nai kahi
September 18th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

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SHAKESPEARE Said…!!
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Meri Maa ki Kasam Maine Itni Baatein Nahi Kahi

Yeh Log Khud Se Bana Bana K Kehte Hai

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To:

Kisi se koi cheez maango
September 10th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

kisi se koi cheez maango tou aisay maango

jaisay tumhary baap ki hai.

Na milay tou socho, konsa tumhaary baap ki thi

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To:

DESI bhi chalti hai
August 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai

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Salary dekte hi khayaal
August 22nd, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

A serious thought

umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai

Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du

Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai

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Maafi maagne wale ko
August 18th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Student: Samajhdar

Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.

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To:

kitne handsome hai na
July 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..

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To:

zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza
July 25th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700
FARAZ In Bakra Mandi
July 17th, 2013 by komal, No Comments

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FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:

Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…

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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to Gaaye Mandi hai. :-)

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To:

Chahey Jitne Bhi Paren Sandel
July 17th, 2013 by komal, No Comments

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Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,

A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->

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Parda Tu Hosh Walaalon Say
July 9th, 2013 by komal, No Comments

parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai faraz.

be naqaab chaley aao hum tu nashey main hain.

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To:

Merey Merey marney per bohat
July 9th, 2013 by komal, No Comments

Merey marney per bohat se logon k yeh alfaz hon ge..

faraz acha tha mar gaya aksar udas rahta tha.

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To:

Price of galaxy grand
July 9th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Girl:- wats the price of galaxy grand???

Shopkeeper:- Rs 35000

Girl:- Awwwww

Girl :- wat about S4??

Shopkeeper:- Awwwww + Awwwww :P :D ;)

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Taleem yafta ho jata
July 1st, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Log khty hn k 1 larki k parhny sy sara ghr taleem yafta ho jata hai

Lekin us larki k college jany sy 40 lrky fail ho jaty hn uska kya?? :P :P

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To:

Sache dil se dua
June 19th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Lady Teacher:Agar sache dil se God se dua ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu: Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti… ;)

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To:

Larki ko respect
June 15th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larki ko respect deni chaiye..
Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain ;) :D

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Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Sms Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Dirty Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Dirty Jokes In Urdu Biography

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Urdu Jokes In Randi Bharwi
Us ne mera
dil tor diya to
kya hua,
“..faraz..”
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Main b usay
keh Aaya,
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Bin Battori Nasa Chorri,
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Randi
Bharwi
Behen ki
Lori.
in Dirty SMS
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Ladka Ladki
ایک لڑکا، ایک لڑکی سے کہتا ہے…
شادی میں رخستی کے وقت لڑکی کیوں روتی ہے…
لڑکی بولی،
اگر کوئی اپنے گھر لے جا کر تیری گانڈ مارے تو کیا توں ناچے گا
in Dirty SMS
Lun Pe Char
Jis Tarha Main Tere Khayalo Men Khoya Hoon To B Kho Ja…
Phir B Sakoon Na Aaye To Lun Pe Char oR So Ja…
in Dirty SMS
Condom and You
??? Question???
Condom Me
Aur
Aap Me
kiya Farq Hy???
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Answer
Koi nahi,
Dono He Lund pe Charhtay hen…;-)
in Dirty SMS
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Pappu Muthal
Suhag RAAt kO Nakami k baad “Pappu Muthal” farmatay hain
HuM jitni Chorh dia karte thay GhusaL Khane mein..
Aaj UtNi b myaser nahi NasaL barhanay mein…
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Suhag Raat SMS
Gandi Poetry
Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche,
Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche
Jo Chali Jae, Mat Bhago Us K Peeche
Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se
Jo Shalwar Kare Khushi Se neche.
in Dirty SMS
Paisa or Mashwara
.”Paisa Gaand ki Tarah Hota Hay”
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“Hota Sab k Paas Hay Deta koi Nahi”
“Aur”;-
“Mashwara LUN ki Tarah Hota Hay”
“Deta Har koi Hay Magar Leta koi Nahi
Khilona
Tumhare liye GHALIB” ne Arz kiya hai:
Mat Chaer LARKIYUON ko.
Yeh Tere Ba$ ki BAAT nahi.
Ye KHELTI hain Jin KHILONO se..
wo KHILONA Tere PAAS nahi.
in Dirty SMS
Wah Wah!
Kash ek sitara chand me ho
WA WA
Aur ek mulakat tujhse Sham me ho
WA WA
Tu masrof apne kam me ho
WA WA
OR
Mera Lun teri gand me ho
ab bool,,,,
Wah wah.
in Dirty SMS
Tooth Paste
Sardar sharab p k BV k (bund) pe kiss pe kiss kiye ja rha tha k
Bv ki hawa nikal gai.
Sardar, BV se bola:
Sohnyo Kadi tooth paste v kar lya karo..
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Punjabi Dirty SMS, Sardar Dirty SMS
Paisa or Mashwara
.”Paisa Gaand ki Tarah Hota Hay”
!!
“Hota Sab k Paas Hay Deta koi Nahi”
“Aur”;-
“Mashwara LUN ki Tarah Hota Hay”
“Deta Har koi Hay Magar Leta koi Nahi”
in Dirty SMS
Dirty New Year SMS
“Mere Dosto Agr 2009 me mj se koi galty hue ho,
ya koi bat apko buri lagi ho
To
Mere LuN Pe Charo
mai 2010 main b tumhari gand maro ga.
in Dirty SMS
Dirty Funny Joke
Pata hai insaan ki aisi ki tesi kab hoti he?
nai pata?
pata hy?
nhe?
chalomain bta deta hoon…
.
jab banday ko motion lage hon aur “Nara” na khul raha ho!
in Dirty SMS
Pathan ki Dosti
Pathan ki na ‘Dosti’ aachi aur na he Dushmani,.,.,
Dushmani karo to Jaan ki khair nahi,.,.,
Aur
Dosti karo to gaand ki khair nahi.

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Monday, 3 March 2014

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Funny Urdu Jokes In English Biography

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants."
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
- See more at: http://apnapassion.com/jokes/english/teacher.html#sthash.2xLAoED4.dpuf
The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
The doctor says, "Next, please."
Patient - Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Doctor - Pull yourself together man!
Patient - Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor - Take a seat.
Patient - I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Patient - Doctor doctor! I feel like a dog.
Doctor - How long have you felt like this?
Patient - Since I was a puppy.
Patient - Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bell.
Doctor - Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring.
- See more at: http://apnapassion.com/jokes/english/doctor.html#sthash.EiOXYzCM.dpuf
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
- See more at: http://apnapassion.com/jokes/english/santa-banta.html#sthash.LDfXCi2I.dpuf
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
English Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That you were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Husband: you will never succeed in making that dog obey you!
Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?
- See more at: http://apnapassion.com/jokes/english/husband-wife.html#sthash.7ztLI15q.dpuf

Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi Eik Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife - Koun Thi Wo?
Hus - Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi .

wife hits her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone .

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb: Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster: bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man: Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha .

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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