Best Urdu Jokes Biography
Source(google.com.pk)(1) What is the heigh
What is the height of Mixed Emotion?
Ur Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you dont know whether to laugh or cry........
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(2) Dil ne kaha Chalo
Dil ne kaha
Chalo SMS karo
Socha
DIL TO PAGAL HAI
Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,
Jisko KaRNa hai
Wo Kon Sa QAID-E-AZAM hy.
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(3) BHIKARI: Saab Rs.
BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he
MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai.
B: Saath me giflfriend b hai
M: Bhikari hokar b giflfriend banali?
B: Na saab. giflfriend ne bhikari bana diya.
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(4) Dil k Mehfil me u
Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye,
Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janab,
Apno k liye thora sa waqt nikala kijiye.
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(5) main ooske pyaar
main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
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(6) pthan ne challege
pthan ne challege kia hai k wo minare pakistanko sir pr utha kr peshawr leja skta hai
hzaro log ekathe hogae pthan bola:
bs is ko utha kr hamara sir pr rkha ......
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(7) Piyaary Aur Azeez
Piyaary Aur Azeez Sweeto!
Assalam-o-Alaikum!
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Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin.
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(8) ""Pathan ne Ghar
""Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !
1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?
Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.
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(9) bhot acha bhot kh
bhot acha bhot khubsorat
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mein hoon.
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(10) AAJ MEINE BHOT SE
AAJ MEINE BHOT SE BANDO KO BEWAKOOF BANYA PATA KEISE.
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AIESE
(1) aik ustaad apne s
aik ustaad apne shagird se kheta jesa karo gye wesa bahro gye natija wali khani sonaao.
shagird:aik din hum un ke gher gye wo soye huwai tha.aor aik din wo hamaray gher aye hum soye huwai tha. natija jesa karo ga wesa bahro gye.