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Saturday, 1 March 2014

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Biography

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(1) What is the heigh


What is the height of Mixed Emotion?

Ur Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you dont know whether to laugh or cry........






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(2) Dil ne kaha Chalo


Dil ne kaha

Chalo SMS karo

Socha

DIL TO PAGAL HAI

Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,

Jisko KaRNa hai

Wo Kon Sa QAID-E-AZAM hy.






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(3) BHIKARI: Saab Rs.


BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he

MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai.

B: Saath me giflfriend b hai

M: Bhikari hokar b giflfriend banali?

B: Na saab. giflfriend ne bhikari bana diya.






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(4) Dil k Mehfil me u


Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye,

Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye,

Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janab,

Apno k liye thora sa waqt nikala kijiye.






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(5) main ooske pyaar


main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......

main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....

aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola






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(6) pthan ne challege


pthan ne challege kia hai k wo minare pakistanko sir pr utha kr peshawr leja skta hai

hzaro log ekathe hogae pthan bola:

bs is ko utha kr hamara sir pr rkha ......






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(7) Piyaary Aur Azeez


Piyaary Aur Azeez Sweeto!

Assalam-o-Alaikum!

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Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin.






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(8) ""Pathan ne Ghar


""Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !

1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?

Pathan: Nhi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.






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(9) bhot acha bhot kh


bhot acha bhot khubsorat

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(10) AAJ MEINE BHOT SE


AAJ MEINE BHOT SE BANDO KO BEWAKOOF BANYA PATA KEISE.

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(1) aik ustaad apne s


aik ustaad apne shagird se kheta jesa karo gye wesa bahro gye natija wali khani sonaao.

shagird:aik din hum un ke gher gye wo soye huwai tha.aor aik din wo hamaray gher aye hum soye huwai tha. natija jesa karo ga wesa bahro gye.

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Best Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics