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Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.


Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
A MAN ON THE PHONE WITH WIFE
OK ALRIGHT.OK ALRIGHT.
OK BYE.

HMMM OK BYE.

YES YES

OK OK OK BYE.OK OK.

BYE. OK. OHK.

BYE BYE.

THEEK HAI.

ACHA OK.

HAN HAN OK OK.
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"A MAN ON THE PHONE WITH WIFE"


  By: Sumaira Malik
Zakham baad me lagaty hen
Sirf shadi hi aisa zakham hai,,,
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Jis me haldi pehly lagai jati hai,,

Aur

Zakham baad me lagaty hen....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik
Naara dalny k kaam ata hai
Hairat Angaiz Malomaat....
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Pakistan me tooth brush kabhi retire nhi hota.

1: Sub se pehly brush kerty hain.

2: Phir hair colour lagany k kaam ata hai.

3: Phir mukhtalif machines ko saaf karny k kaam ata hai.

4: Akhir me shalwar main naara dalny k kaam ata hai....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro


POLIO K QATRY PILWA LO
Hum gaye un k ghar

kehne dil se dil mila lo,

un ki Amma ne khola darwaza,

hum ne kaha

Aunty bachon ko

POLIO K QATRY PILWA LO...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro
Tum khud dair kar rahi ho
BV ka akhri waqt tha ,us ne apne shohar se pucha ;

BV : Tum mujh se kitna piyar karty ho?

Shohar : Bohat ziada...

BV : Kia tum mere marne k bad mera maqbara banao gy?

Shohar : Me ne to tumhary liye plot bhi ly liya hai,

tum khud dair kar rahi ho....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro
Movie Radio pe chal rahi ho
Dear yaaro!
Miss you....

tum "Kambakhton" k baghair
life aisi hai...
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Jaise Romantic Movie Radio pe chal rahi ho....:-)


  By: Maha Abro
Tumhari value kam hai
BV : Afrat-e-zar kia hai?

Shohar : Jab paisy ki qeemat kam ho jae lekin
paisa ziada ho jae.

BV : Ye kia? samajh nhi aya

Shohar : Dekho jese pehle tmhare

chest=36
qamar=24
hip=38

thi lekin value ziada thi,
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chest=46
qamar=44
hip=56

he. Ab tmhare pas sab kuch pehle se ziada hai

magar tmhari value kam hai,

ye hai "Afrat-e-zar"....:-)


  By: Maha Abro
Double sawari se nhi
Roshni chand se hoti hai
sitaaron se nhi,
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.Wardat berozgari se hoti hai,
double sawari se nhi..

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<)( jahil government
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  By: Saba Qureshi
Ek larki ka Dil sab se Zyada kb dukhta hai
Ek larki ka Dil sab se Zyada kb dukhta hai


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Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko Apne Jaisa Lawn ka print pehne howe dekhti hai ;-)


  By: Saima
Gadhay Ko Bhi Baap Banana Parta Hai
Aik Dost Dusre Se:
Yaar Musibat K Wakt Gadhay Ko Bhi Baap Banana Parta Hai...
Dusra Dost:
Yaar Bari Himmat Hai Jo Teri Ammi Maan Bhi Jati hen.....:-)

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics