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Aj Kal Ke Bache
January 21st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.



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Bacha Upset Q Hai
January 16th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He



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Pent Di Silai
January 3rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?

TaiLor: 300 Rupay

Sheikh: Te Nikkr di

TaiLor: Rs 100

Sheikh: Nikkr e C De, Lambai Pairan Tk Rkhi, Namaz v Parhni Hondi a.



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Patient to Doctor
December 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Patient to Doctor: Apne nurse bauhat aachhi rakhi hai,

uska hath lagte he main theek ho geya..!!

Doctor: Janta hoon, thhapad ki awaaz

mujhe bhi sunai di thi.. :p:p



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Shadi K Dosre Din
December 22nd, 2013 by komal, No Comments

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?



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Larki Apni Dadi Se
December 22nd, 2013 by komal, No Comments

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta



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(1) 2 habshi aur aik pakistani


2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani .







(2) Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro


Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(





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(3) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe


Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)







(4) Ap ko DIL KI GEHR


Ap

ko

DIL KI GEHRAIYON

se

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EI

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EI

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EI

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EID

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EID

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EID

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EIDHI

FOUNDATION

Ki

Help

KARNI

Chahiye.

Shukria!;)

Tm log to bs

Eid manalo har mahine.






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(5) Aaj, kal, harpal,


Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.






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(6) Aisa DOSTANA hama


Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?






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(7) Plz don"t read th


Plz don"t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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TIME WASTE!!






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(8) If people says yo


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.






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(9) Ek bar kuch banda


Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.






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(10) If ever in your l


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Sms Urdu Jokes For Kids In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics