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Dil se dua hai hamari,
Jindagi tumhari sanvar jay,
Tumhe jiski talash hai,
Khuda kare oh khud tumhari talash main aaye



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Tumhare Ankhein Kabhi Nam Na Ho
February 28th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Dua Poetry

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Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.



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Dharkan Ki Dugdugi Pey
February 28th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - 2 Lines Poetry

Dharkan Ki Dugdugi Pey Hai Mehwey Raks…
Dil Thhak K Gir He Jye Tmasha To Khtm Ho



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Tu Ksi Dar Pey Gya
February 28th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - 2 Lines Poetry

Tu Ksi Dar Pey Gya Ho To Maloom Ho Tm Ko…
Kis Qadar Kar-e-aziat Hai Sawali Hona



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Haq Me Dua
February 28th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Dua Poetry

Jab Teray Dard mein Dil Dukhta Tha

Hum Teray Haq Mein Dua Kartey Thay



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Wo Raat Ka Benawa Musafir
February 28th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - 2 Lines Poetry

Wo Raat Ka Benawa Musafir Wo Tera Shayar Wo Tera Nasir

Teri Gali Tak Tu Ham Ne Dekha Phir Na Jane Kidhr Gya Wo



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Aik Tum He Kafi
February 28th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Urdu Friendship Sms

Mujhe yaroon Ki Lambi Qataaron Sy Nahi Matlab

Agr Tum Dil Sy Mery ho jao To Bus Ik Tum Hi Kafi Ho.



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Love Me or Hate Me
February 27th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Love Sms

Love me or hate me,

both are in my favor.

If you love me,

I will always be in your heart.

If you hate me,

I will always be in your mind.
Eid Ayi Hai Musarat K Pyami Ban Kar

Wo Musarat Jo Teri Deed Se Wabasta Hai



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Mai Ne Chaha Tuje
February 27th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - EID Poetry

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Mai Ne Chaha Tuje Eid Pe Kuch Pesh Karon

Jis Mai Ihsas K Sab Rang Hon Roshan Roshan

Jis Mai Aankhon Ke Tarashe Hoye Moti Lakhon

Jis Mai Shamil Ho Mere Qalab Ki Dharkan Dharkan



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Kon Poochta Hai Pinjre Mein
February 27th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Urdu Poetry Sms

Kon Poochta Hai Pinjre Mein Band Panchion Ko_
Mohsin
_Yaad Wohi Aate Hein Jo Urr Jate Hein_ . . .



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Phata Purana Khawab Hai Mera
February 27th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Urdu Poetry Sms

Phata Purana Khawab Hai Mera..
Main, Tum, Aur sath Tumhara…



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The One Who Hides
February 27th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Urdu Poetry Sms

The one who hides his sorrow becomes a comedian,
the one who doesnt becomes a poet…



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Tumhare Deed Ki Khatir
February 27th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Urdu Ghazal Poetry

Kabhi Yehan Tumhein Dhoondha Kabhi Wahan Puhancha

Tumhari Deed Ki Khatir Kahan Kahan Puhancha

Ghareeb Mit Gaye, Pamaal Ho Gaye Lekin

Kissi Talak Na Tera Aaj Tak Nishan Puhancha

Ho Bhi Nahin Aur…

Ho Bhi Nahin Aur Har Jaa Ho

Tum Ek Gorakh Dhandha Ho…



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Burst Into Tears
February 27th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Tear Sms

You Hurt Me, I Kept Silent……!!!

You Teased Me, I Kept Silent… !!!

You Ignored Me, I Kept Silent….!!!

But, One Day You Leave Me, I Burst Into Tears

Coz, You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve …!!



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Value Of Relation
February 26th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Flirt Poetry

Value of relation
is not that how much you feel happy with some one
But it is that
How much you feel ALONE without someone..
Today,tommorow and yesterday there will be.
one heart that would always beat for you..
you know whose ??? .. your own stupid !!



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Ae Chand Tu Bhul Jayga
February 26th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Urdu Love Sms

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ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,

jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,



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Yaad Kerta Ho
February 26th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Urdu Dosti Sms

Yaad Krta Hun Jb B Yaron Ko

Yaadon Se DiL Bhr Ata Hai

Kabi 7 Betha Krtey Thy Sab

Aj Dekhne Ko DiL Taras Jata Hai

I Miss U All Frendzzzzz



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Wo Mehsus Kry Humen
February 26th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Urdu Love Sms

wo mehsus kry humen apni hr dharkan k sath………

is k siwa hm ny kbi kuch chaha hi nhi..



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Neend Se Kiya Shikwa
February 26th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Urdu Love Sms

neend se kiya shikwa karun main….! sagar

qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta…..!



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Musibat ka Mokabla
February 26th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Golden Rule

MUsiBaT Ka MokAbLa SabAr Se KarOo

Or NeeMaaToOn Ki HiFaZaT sHuKaR sE



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Same Mistake Twice
February 26th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Funny sms

I never make the

same mistake twice.

I make it five or six

times, just to be sure :P  ;)



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Talaash Main Niklay Ho
February 25th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Mohabbat Poetry

Suna Hai Mohabbat Ki Talaash Main Niklay Ho

Aray Pagal..

Mohabbat Khud Talaash Karti Hai Jisay Barbad Karna

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In english Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes Biography

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Urdu Jokes InTeacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
.
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??
Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
.
Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

A man knew about the affair of her wife with a boy
He decided to kill himself and his wife
Apny kaan par pistol lagayi tu uski bewi hansny lagi tu wo bola
"Tu khush mat ho, agla number taira hai"

1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha
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boht thak gia tu bola:
"aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay?"

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho
 Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
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Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

Height of Doubt
Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga
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Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??

Devdas of 2011
Abbu Ne Kaha "Night Package" Chor do
Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do
Doston Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do
Paro Ne kaha tum fail hogaye ho mujhe chor do
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Owr
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Ek din ayega jab girlfriend ky bachy bolenge
Mamo ab tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do

Wife (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon..
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Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala??
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Wife: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain.

Question: Shadi ke waqt dulhay ko gorhay par kion bethaya jata hai??
.
Answer: Last warning di jati hai, ke abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja

Baap ne baity se kaha: 'daikho yai aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhy 1 letter mila hai......"
Baita:"aap bay-fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi bataon ga :)

Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls
Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem

Funny but Meaningful
Teacher: Beta Tumhary Abbu kia karty hain??
Bacha: Jo Ammi kahti hain

Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha
"kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?"
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Funny Jokes  English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes Biography

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Urdu Jokes In aek pthan jab kam pr aya to us ny apny d
aek pthan jab kam pr aya to us ny apny dost sy kaha mein aj apni wife ko kiss kr ky aya hoo
to us ka dost bola usy to mein ny bhi kiss ki to pthan bola pehly to mein ki thi na...

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aik pagle ny pagle ki jan bachaiaik pa
aik pagle ny pagle ki jan bachai
aik pagle ny taalab main chalag lagai dosry ny us ki jan bachai doctor ny pagle ko bolaya or kaha k tm to narmal ho dekho tm ny us ki jan bachai hy pr us ny khud ko phanci laga di hy
pagle.HAHAHAHA
WO TO MAIN NY USY sokny k liye latkaya tha
Urdu Jokes In aek pthan jab kam pr aya to us ny apny d
aek pthan jab kam pr aya to us ny apny dost sy kaha mein aj apni wife ko kiss kr ky aya hoo
to us ka dost bola usy to mein ny bhi kiss ki to pthan bola pehly to mein ki thi na...

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aik pagle ny pagle ki jan bachaiaik pa
aik pagle ny pagle ki jan bachai
aik pagle ny taalab main chalag lagai dosry ny us ki jan bachai doctor ny pagle ko bolaya or kaha k tm to narmal ho dekho tm ny us ki jan bachai hy pr us ny khud ko phanci laga di hy
pagle.HAHAHAHA
WO TO MAIN NY USY sokny k liye latkaya tha
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Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Dirty Urdu Jokes English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Dirty Urdu Jokes Biography

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Urdu Jokes InHarami Friend
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”
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Tags: Chudai SMS, Sexy SMS
Tharki
Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,
Kya?
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Socho?
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Nahi pata?
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Un k pyary pyary bary bary
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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..
in Dirty SMS
DON
Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..
BACHA: OK..
LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..
BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.
in Dirty SMS
No Balance!
Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai
in Dirty SMS
Poo!
Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai

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nahi pata

wait

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 !   ' \  
/    )..)..poooon.
L_/_/
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Lun Ke Sath!
A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.
Dr:”Lun”k sath .
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Condom SMS
Payment Done!
1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia
“1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki he”
SUHAG RAAT
3:17am: Start kiss
3:21-open Nighty
3:24-Open Brazr
3:27-Open panty
3:31-Press Boobs
3:39am: ?
?
“EHTILAM”
KHUWAB THA (tharkiyo)
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Tags: Suhag Raat SMS
Judge to Punjabi
Badsha ne punjabi ko sza-e mot sunayi or 1 murghi de kr kaha tm isay jse maro ge me tum ko wse hi marunga
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punjbi ne murghi ki gardan apni gand me le k dabadi
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Botel
1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Lady Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.
Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.
BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.
Sardar:
Teri Bhen Nu Lun,
Bhen Chod,
Botal Ander He Tor Ditti.
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Chudai SMS, Phudi SMS, Punjabi Dirty SMS, Sardar Dirty SMS
Pathan Hoga?
Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!
~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga
~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga
~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga
~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga
~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga
Aur
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~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Pathan Dirty SMS
No Smoking!
1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha
Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya
or us k haath main pakrha diya
Lover boli.
Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.
in Dirty SMS
Javed Miandad & Imran Khan
JAVED MIYANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ke larai ki asle waja..
Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de… “imlan bhai… lun le lo..” :-)
in Dirty SMS
Tags: Cricket SMS Jokes
Patient to Doctor
1 Doctor
Ne mreez baba k 2 teeke lgaey or teesra ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,
Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!
Baba dr se: putar bond paili wari vaikhi A?

Dulhan: Kamry may aty hi Brazer utarny lagi.

Dulha: Ye kia kar rahi ho?

Dulhan: Maa nay kaha tha Dulha jesy hi kamry may ay sab se pehle dudh pilana.. ;

in Dirty SMS

Harami Pan

BACHON KA HARAMI PAN.

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Bacha shopkeeper se: sooji hay.

Shopkeeper:

Ji haan sooji hay.

Bacha:

Tou phir marwai q thi…??

in Dirty SMS

Gaando

NaukaR:

Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha

Saab:

Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy?

NaukaR:

woh pooch Raha tha k Gaando kahan hy?

in Dirty SMS

Muthal Boys

Mazy K Drops Tatton K Andar Bethey Apas Men Baaten Ker Rahe Thy..

1. Main Bahir Jaa K Pilot Bano Ga..

2. Main Bahir Jaa K Engineer Bano Ga..

3. Main Bahir Ja Ker Doctor Bano Ga..

4th Qatra Dorta Huwa Aaya r Bola..

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“Nasso Pehn Chodo..

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“MUTH” Wajh Gai Jay..

Qatrey Boley.. Shit Yaar..

Saale Ney Career Di Pehn Nu Lun Dey Ditta.

(Dedicate to all Muthal boy)

in Dirty SMS

Tags: Chudai SMS

Khudkash Hamla Awar

Girl to Boy : Janu aj mujhe itna chodo ! itna chodo k meri choot k cheechrray Urra do..

Boy : Madarchod ye mera lund hai koi khudkash hamla awer nahi!

in Dirty SMS

Tags: Choot SMS, Chudai SMS

Names Of Lun

Names Of lun With Ages:

01-05:Nono

06-10: Phunno

11-14: Lulli

15-20: Lun

20-25: Pyaasa

26-35: Shikari

36-50: Naram Garam

51-60: Kaam Chor

61-75: Zinda laash

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Sucking Networks

Card recharge karo to 20 rupay hazam.

Tamam network walo tumhari bhen ko lun.

Balance check karo to 12 paisay hazm.

Tamam network walo tumhari maa ko lun.

Miscall maro to 6 paisay hazam .

Tamam network walo tumhari maa ko lun.

Or

jo ye sms aagay na pohnchaye us ki gaand me sab ka lun..

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Urdu Jokes Sms Biography

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Aj Kal Ke Bache
January 21st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.



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To:

Bacha Upset Q Hai
January 16th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??

Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta

Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar

Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He



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Tags: Urdu Sms Jokes

To:

Pent Di Silai
January 3rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?

TaiLor: 300 Rupay

Sheikh: Te Nikkr di

TaiLor: Rs 100

Sheikh: Nikkr e C De, Lambai Pairan Tk Rkhi, Namaz v Parhni Hondi a.



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To:

Patient to Doctor
December 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Patient to Doctor: Apne nurse bauhat aachhi rakhi hai,

uska hath lagte he main theek ho geya..!!

Doctor: Janta hoon, thhapad ki awaaz

mujhe bhi sunai di thi.. :p:p



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To:

Shadi K Dosre Din
December 22nd, 2013 by komal, No Comments

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?



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Larki Apni Dadi Se
December 22nd, 2013 by komal, No Comments

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta



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(1) 2 habshi aur aik pakistani


2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani .







(2) Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro


Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(





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(3) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe


Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)







(4) Ap ko DIL KI GEHR


Ap

ko

DIL KI GEHRAIYON

se

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E

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E

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E

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EI

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EI

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EI

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EID

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EID

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EID

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EIDHI

FOUNDATION

Ki

Help

KARNI

Chahiye.

Shukria!;)

Tm log to bs

Eid manalo har mahine.






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(5) Aaj, kal, harpal,


Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.






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(6) Aisa DOSTANA hama


Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?






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(7) Plz don"t read th


Plz don"t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

?

?

?

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

?

?

?

dekha ho gaya na

?

?

TIME WASTE!!






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(8) If people says yo


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.






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(9) Ek bar kuch banda


Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.






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(10) If ever in your l


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

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