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Urdu Jokes In Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana
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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar
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Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.{}{456
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Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.
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Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
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Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega
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Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.


Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?


Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.
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Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha
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Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

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Pathan Drives to Multan
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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya
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Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."
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During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.
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Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
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Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.
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Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal
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4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:



Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?
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Pathan Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry

Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.
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Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.


Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.



Pathan Bola:

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"
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Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:


Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia?
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Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Funny Jokes In Urdu English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

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