Santa Banta Sms Biography
Source(google.com.pk)Urdu Jokes In Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.<br/>
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
SantaBanta
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Indian economy has been down for years, but nobody panics, WhatsApp goes down for a few hours and everybody loses their minds.
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.<br/>
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.<br/>
Doctor astonished, 'What in the world is his hobby?'<br/>
Salma: Saving Money!
Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money!
Pathan
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Gujarat Govt. may discontinue "Kuchh Din To Gujaariye Gujarat Mein" campaign, after Arvind Kejriwal decides to canvass there!
News and Politics
"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!
Interesting
Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts!
Funny
Hoping that the love you shared years ago,<br/>
Is still as strong today as it was,<br/>
Then bringing you much joy , love,<br/>
And happiness to celebrate again.<br/>
Happy Anniversary!
Hoping that the love you shared years ago,
Is still as strong today as it was,
Then bringing you much joy , love,
And happiness to celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary!
Wedding Anniversary
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If you're angry with your lovable friend, just put aside your egos - hug each other and say,<br/>
'I need you, idiot... at least to fight with me!'
If you're angry with your lovable friend, just put aside your egos - hug each other and say,
"I need you, idiot... at least to fight with me!"
Friendship
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Fortunate is the one who has friends and family to immerse in colours with. Have a joyous Holi filled with love, colour and happiness!
Fortunate is the one who has friends and family to immerse in colours with. Have a joyous Holi filled with love, colour and happiness!
Holi
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Funny Puzzle:
Doctor Harish and a bus driver Manish are both in love with the same woman named Priyanka.<br/>
The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left, he gave Priyanka 10 apples. Why?
Funny Puzzle:
Doctor Harish and a bus driver Manish are both in love with the same woman named Priyanka.
The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left, he gave Priyanka 10 apples. Why?
Tears are words the heart can't express.
I am Sorry!
Tears are words the heart can't express.
I am Sorry!
Sorry
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There is no market for one's emotions, so never advertise your feelings or display your attitude!
There is no market for one's emotions, so never advertise your feelings or display your attitude!
Emotions
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Dear Customer,<br/>
Your sleeping time has expired. You cannot use the bed any more.<br/>
To subscribe again please wait for the night to fall.<br/>
Good Morning!
Dear Customer,
Your sleeping time has expired. You cannot use the bed any more.
To subscribe again please wait for the night to fall.
Good Morning!
Good Morning
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True persons and well wishers in our life are like the stars that shine constantly.<br/>
But we often fail to see them till the dark hours come into our lives.<br/>
Good Night!
True persons and well wishers in our life are like the stars that shine constantly.
But we often fail to see them till the dark hours come into our lives.
Good Night!
Good Night
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Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.<br/>
Santa: Damn lucky chap!<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: She could have called a priest!
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!
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Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh, Saale - candle jala!
Pranks
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you.
Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna.
*Blocked*
Girl and Boy
Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aata Hai;
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;
Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata Hai;
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hai!
Funny Shayari
Let's make a bonfire of our negativty and bring a colour of positivty into our life.<br/>
Wishing you health, wealth & sheer happiness on this Holi.<br/>
Happy Holi!
Let's make a bonfire of our negativty and bring a colour of positivty into our life.
Wishing you health, wealth & sheer happiness on this Holi.
Happy Holi!
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
Santa Banta Sms English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics
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