Urdu Joke Sms Biography
Source(google.com.pk)Jawab Phool Se Do
February 20th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments
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Jab tumhe koi thappar bhi maray
to uska jawab phool se do
Magar phool qabrustan ja kar he dena :P
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Aj Kal Ke Bache
January 21st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments
Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!
Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.
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Bacha Upset Q Hai
January 16th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments
Bap: Aaj Mera Bacha Upset Q He..??
Beta: Mai Apko Nai Bata Sakta
Bap: Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Yar
Beta: Yar Teri Bhabhi Nraz HoGai He
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Pent Di Silai
January 3rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments
Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?
TaiLor: 300 Rupay
Sheikh: Te Nikkr di
TaiLor: Rs 100
Sheikh: Nikkr e C De, Lambai Pairan Tk Rkhi, Namaz v Parhni Hondi a.
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Patient to Doctor
December 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
Patient to Doctor: Apne nurse bauhat aachhi rakhi hai,
uska hath lagte he main theek ho geya..!!
Doctor: Janta hoon, thhapad ki awaaz
mujhe bhi sunai di thi.. :p:p
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Shadi K Dosre Din
December 22nd, 2013 by komal, No Comments
Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
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Larki Apni Dadi Se
December 22nd, 2013 by komal, No Comments
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta
Ghar main jin hai
September 23rd, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
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Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy
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Itne baatein nai kahi
September 18th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
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SHAKESPEARE Said…!!
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Meri Maa ki Kasam Maine Itni Baatein Nahi Kahi
Yeh Log Khud Se Bana Bana K Kehte Hai
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Kisi se koi cheez maango
September 10th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
kisi se koi cheez maango tou aisay maango
jaisay tumhary baap ki hai.
Na milay tou socho, konsa tumhaary baap ki thi
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DESI bhi chalti hai
August 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai
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Salary dekte hi khayaal
August 22nd, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
A serious thought
umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai
Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du
Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai
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Maafi maagne wale ko
August 18th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Student: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.
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kitne handsome hai na
July 27th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..
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zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza
July 25th, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments
Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza
uski maut ke baad hi hota hai
Jese….
Zinda murghi Rs – 200
Aur
Chicken karahi Rs – 700
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