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Urdu Jokes In Hindi Biography

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1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
in Funny SMS
Light Hai?
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???
in Funny SMS
New Plot!
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Vich Agaya!
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..
in Funny SMS
Mama Ji
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
in Funny SMS
Apple
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.
in Funny SMS
What is Confidence?
What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!
    ""MUJHY""
Do chezain bht tang krti hain,,,,,,,

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*AAP KI YAAD*
Jo aati bht hai

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   ""LIGHT""

Jo jati bht hai:) gud mrng!
in Funny SMS
Low Balance
Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy
Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy
Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy
Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy…
in Funny SMS
Pappu Jamadar
“Pappu Jamadar ki Love Story”
Apne Dil k Gatar ko Teri Yaadon k Kachrey sey Bharta hoon
Main Tere Pyar Mein Baasi salan ki tarah Sarta hoon
Tumhein kaisey bataon Jaan ye baat dil ki
Tum par Gandi Naali k Keeray ki tarhan marta hoon
in Funny SMS
DON
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 _/.DON. /____
'-0-------'-0--"


Don ki car se cheni nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai


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Don khud 1 pao ly kar ja raha hai..!!
in Funny SMS
Pakistan Railway Toilet
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
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Guess!!
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Pakistan Railways Track
U can use it from Karachi to Khyber
Proud to be a PAKISTANI…!!!
in Funny SMS
Pind Ki Yaadein
Pind k peepal ki chaan thallay
Hum ishq laraya krtay thy
Wo paanday dhonay aati thi
Hum Majj nawaya krtay thy
Wo hr ik kam me aggay thi
Hum hr ik kam me peechay thy
Wo sabaq muka b jati thi
Hum pencil Gharya kartay thay
Garmiyon mein sikhar dupehray jadun ambb pe charya kartay thay
Munh sujh k porrola hota tha jab demoo larya kartay thay
Jab b Pind k khoo talay wo mujhse milnay aati thi
Sheeda-Gama- Kami-Teefa muft mein sarrya krtay thy
in Funny SMS
Cheeni Mat Maanga
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy
Koi Molvi mangy
Hum Peer deingy
Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy
Magar
koi CHEENI mangy to
Hum Cheer dein gy. . .

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics

Urdu Jokes In Hindi Urdu Jokes In English Imags On Husband and Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar with Pictures Pics